the old grey bear he aint what he used to be

he’s busy being surprised that despite being able to run a game from 2004 on his computer (running windows XP at that) he cant run diablo 3

it’s probably all the ants in your case dude

averyterrible:

it’s a breed

I want one

(Source: allbearsallthetime)

tinandcoppermakebronze:

brotherentropy:

probably not alot

links awakening both 1. owns and 2. is wackadoo

confirmed on both counts

i mean even if you don’t break the hell out of the game which is really easy to do it’s still a game where you fix up the green-haired dude from SimCity with a talking dog and play music for a gigantic psychadelic flying whale and you can kill goombas and Kirby in the dungeons and buy bananas from an alligator in exchange for a can of dog food

it’s one of the best zelda games ever

averyterrible:

allbearsallthetime:

averyterrible:

allbearsallthetime:

Is there a gelatinous polyhedron or something

Im gonna put that in the comic i think

i can’t think of any.  there are pages and pages of oozes, slimes, jellies and puddings though.

it seems obvious that a game played with multi-faceted dice would have enemies that fully represented the various dice used but i guess that’s why i’m not a millionare

maybe its a little too on-the-nose for them to have the symbols of their dork hobby literally absorbing their lives away

well, the various polyhedral modrons are the various dice.  it’s clear if you look at the 1e art.

gelatinous cubes were born out of a joke about early D&D dungeons - they all had these perfectly straight 10’ wide corridors, making the gelatinous cube the monster most perfectly adapted to dungeons.

actually, that would be a baller 4e fight - a gridwork of 10’ wide corridors, fighting a pack of gelatinous cubes.

i had never heard the words “polyhedral modrons” until just now

averyterrible:

allbearsallthetime:

Is there a gelatinous polyhedron or something

Im gonna put that in the comic i think

i can’t think of any.  there are pages and pages of oozes, slimes, jellies and puddings though.

it seems obvious that a game played with multi-faceted dice would have enemies that fully represented the various dice used but i guess that’s why i’m not a millionare

maybe its a little too on-the-nose for them to have the symbols of their dork hobby literally absorbing their lives away

i saw this lil guy in my gif folder the other night, that’s what made me start thinking about it

Is there a gelatinous polyhedron or something

Im gonna put that in the comic i think